now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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