I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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