I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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