Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Is it because I queefed?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
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