I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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