I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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