Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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