it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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