I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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