God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I want to fling myself into the sun
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize