margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
In America we eat man semen.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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