I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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