I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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