Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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