Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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