He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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