You really coming over, don't trick.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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