Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I'm really busy with my period
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