i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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