i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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