The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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