Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
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