We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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