Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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