Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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