i don't like sucking hair
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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