Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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