Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I am one with the molecules
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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