hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Just puked most of my soul out..
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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