White coat. Heels.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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