Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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