I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
