Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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