Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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