im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
