Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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