normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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