what day is it and did you see me today?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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