so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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