i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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