How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize