it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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