why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I party with great urgency now.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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