He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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