I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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