Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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