paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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