he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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