Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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