thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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