belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Of course I have a pirate flag
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
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