nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I need water and some morals
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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