It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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