it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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